Follow the yellow brick road Vince....

The newest members of the Smackdown Juniors division have been announced, and now we know why WWE is fighting so hard to keep those trademarked names. They are planning on re-introducing all of our favorite characters as midget wrestlers!

(Sorry I said midget. Maybe I should have said mini, or little person, or leprechaun...I dunno. Whatever the politically correct word is for people shorter then Rey Mysterio Jr.)

Here is Buh-Buh Ray & Devon

Lets not forget the Hardy Boyz

And last but not least Booker T

I also hear they are planning on bringing in a Mini-Goldust who humps people's legs. Or maybe they are just bringing in the regular Goldust to hump people's legs. I heard it was Dusty's idea. Plus I here Vince plans on putting the Junior Divisions title belt around the waist of the hand that Mae Young gave birth to.

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