I book Wrestlemania

Wrestlemania! The gran'daddy of them all. Were stars become superstars and superstars become legends!.....Except for this year. This years Wrestlemania sounds really weak from the matches various websites say are going to happen. And what sucks is there is so much more the WWE could do if they tried just to be a little more creative. What do I mean by more creative? You want to know how I would book Wrestlemania?...Oh....alright.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Below I have written out 4 Raw matches, 4 Smackdown matches and 1 inter-promotional match. Then at the bottom I have 3 bonus matches (Because there is usually anywhere between 9 and 12 matches at Wrestlemania) These aren't the order I'd put them in on the show, just the matches I think would make Wrestlemania 22 memorable.

On the Smackdown side-

6 man cruiserweight elimination match:
Kid Kash vs. Gregory Helms vs. Matt Hardy vs.
Jamie Noble vs. Nunzio vs. CM Punk (In his debut match)
It should come down to Hardy & Punk at the end. Hardy cheats to win setting up a Punk/Hardy feud after Mania.

MNM vs. Psychosis & Super Crazy for the Smackdown Tag Titles
I'd like to see a Demolition/Powers of Pain/Mr. Fuji switch here with Melina helping Psychosis & Super Crazy win the match.

Randy Orton vs. Rey Myserio Jr. vs. Chris Benoit vs. Lashley
First Ever Smackdown Money in the Bank Match
I liked last years match, and maybe it should become a yearly tradition switching between the brands. That way there's always a wild card every year that ANYBODY could become the champ. I think Rey Should take it. Then he'll finally get his World Title shot...eventually.

World Heavyweight Championship Match:
Kurt Angle vs. The Undertaker
I'd like to see this match because I have NO idea who wins. Kurt should win, but it's Mania and Taker never loses.


Inter-Promotional:
Triple H vs. JBL
The Wrestling God vs. The King of Kings! You know you wanna see Trips take a clothesline from hell. (BTW I thought of this match before they jobbed out JBL to Booges....now why did they go and destroy one of my favorite heels like that?)


Which brings us to the Raw matches-

Mickie James vs. Trish Stratus in the first ever steel cage match for the WWE Woman's Title
They have been building this up for sooooo long it needs a big special blow-off. I'd like to see a little more then a stupid pillow fight/gravy bowl/lollipop sucking contest. DAMN! I shouldn't give Vince any ideas.

No-Hold Barred Match
Mick Foley vs. Ric Flair
Flair & Foley apparently don't like each other. But how cool would it be to watch these two have a long hard stiff bloody battle, and then at the end shake hands to show how you don't have to like somebody to work with them in the ring. And maybe they would both gain a little respect for each other.

Shawn Michaels vs. Shane McMahon
This is actually the only match I AM looking forward to at Wrestlemania this year so far.

WWE Championship
Edge vs. RVD vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Johh Cena
Let's freshen up the main event picture. I'd like to see Edge win. Or Shelton. Or RVD. Just not Cena...

Extra Matches that could be added:

Smackdown:

Booker T. vs. Fit Finlay US Championship Match
Let these two guys go at it in a stiff match. I wanna see the Booker T. I remember from WCW!

Raw:

Chris Masters vs. Carlito
I don't know who the face would be....but I'm sure it's not Masters!

Inter-Promotional:

The Boogeyman vs. Eugene
Now...this may sound stupid.....but Eugene's not dumb and brings a friend....PAPA SHANGO! But wait, Papa Shango turns on Eugene! There doesn't even need to be a finish. I just wanna see Papa Shango in the ring...and then Eugene should bust out the Ultimate Warrior impression as black shit oozes from his head.

Also because he's not on the card...and because I always mark out when it's happened in the past.....somehow Kane & Pete Rose mix it up.

No comments: