Fuck curing cancer and aids! We have women to re-virgin-ate!
Dick Hymen
Pianist
What? Did you think I was going to put a picture of a REAL hymen up there?
Dick Hymen
Pianist
What? Did you think I was going to put a picture of a REAL hymen up there?
Hey remember that whole immaculate conception thing? Now you can have one too! And it will only set you back $5,000! That's right, now any woman can be a virgin! Doctors have a procedure called hymenoplasty that can basically re-boot a woman's vagina. It's like rotating the tires every once and awhile to save on wear and tear. Read all about it here and here.
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