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If you liked Wario Ware you'll like this!



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A day at the local GameStop.

First let me state the fact that this video is fucking hysterical. It was made by the guys at HuntForHire.com

Second, let me state that the fact thatthe PSP screen keeps flashing "Loading" and "Battery Low" is fucking hysterical.

Third, let me state the fact that GameStop is a FINE establishment, and I do not wish to badmouth it in anyway. They have a great selection, great prices, and I always ...huh? What? Do I work at GameStop. Of course NOT! I just LOVE GameStop and hope it continues to profit for many years to come.

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Saved By the Bell lives...

When there's no more room in hell, the dead shall walk the earth.......

Truer words have never been spoken! Straight from AdultSwim.com

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Adult Swim has done it again! Following hot on the heels of Fox's Family Guy, Saved By The Bell has been pulled from cancellation with an order for 30 all new episodes taking place at Bayside High.

"We were ecstatic when we saw the early numbers on Saved By the Bell on Adult Swim," said Matt Laster, the VP of Turner Entertainment's newly created 80's Reclamation Department. "We knew this had the potential to be big, but we never thought it would be this big. The fans have really shown their support and come out in droves on the adultswim.com website."

According to Laster, the new series is still in development but he did say that almost all of the original cast would be returning, minus "Showgirls" star Elizabeth Berkley. The series will follow the events after Saved By the Bell: The New Class and find Screech as the new principal of Bayside and a retired Mr. Belding as the proprietor of the Max, the hangout that the Saved By the Bell gang frequented. Screech is overwhelmed by the new group of students and puts out a call for help, and soon, all of the old regulars are back at Bayside. Laster would not elaborate on the status of Zack and Kelly's relationship, though the couple were last seen walking down the aisle.

"I've spoken to the crew and they really can't wait to get back together," said Laster. "We think this will be a fun and exciting new direction for Adult Swim and we can't wait to find even more great 80's comedies for Adult Swim."
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For the three of you who may have never seen the show....a brief clip.

Are you there god? It's me, Margre...uhh...Dan. Is this true? Or is Adult Swim playing some hideous joke on us? If there WAS to be a new version of Saved By The Bell, it had better be centered around an alcoholic Mr. Belding and the skanks he hangs out with at the strip club he runs.

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This....IS EXTREME!!!

Over at ProWrestling.com they have recently reported that ECW is about to make a comeback.....and I don't mean One Night Stand 2. ECW is scheduled to make a full time return this September! Anyone who knows me knows how much I love wrestling and how much I REALLY love ECW. Now a lot of fans complain that it's not really ECW if the WWE is involved. To them I say SHUT THE HELL UP! According to reports Paul Heyman and Tommy Dreamer will be in charge of the new ECW and, as they proved last year at One Night Stand, they can STILL put on one hell of an extreme show! Supposedly The Sandman and Francine have already been offered contracts.

Currently WWE is looking to sign up former ECW talents right away. Know one knows exactly how everything is going to work out, but you can click here and here to get more info about the rebirth of ECW.

Oh and another thing mentioned is that it will be a mix of old ECW stars and new developing talents. I think WWE may finally HAVE to bring up CM Punk!

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Awesome Music Video #4

Holy SHIT is this video awesome! You have crappy animation, Eddie Murphy, Michael Jackson, and MORE! And maybe it's me, but Eddie looks like he's dressed up and getting ready to hit on Michael Jackson! Hmmmm...If I was Eddie Murphy what would my pick-up line to MJ be...How about Whatzupwitu?

And that pick-up line might have worked on MJ if there wasn't a bunch of kids prancing around at the end of this video to distract him.

Does anyone else think Eddie needs to sue Budweiser for stealing his catch phrase?

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Sorry for the sporadic updates...

But I've been busy.

Being a hip-hop star.....



And a fashion model.......



Is harder then it sounds.....

Alright alright I'm no model/rapper, I just thought the stupid pics would get some people off of my ass for not posting. What I HAVE been doing is buying a house, packing, and trying not to get fired from my job....

Damn, let me tell you, buying a house takes for fuckin' ever!

Anyway the site's still alive. Please, my three dear readers, don't leave yet! We will have a few sporadic postings for the next few weeks, but we should be back to an every other day schedule by June....hopefully.

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A fallen comrade....

I'm sorry Mark, but you KNEW Sony would get to them sooner or later. Below is a screenshot from the new 3-D...yes 3-D game...Metal Slug. Click on the pic for more news and info on the game....

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Awesome Music Video #3

I never thought I would like a song by Cher. I mean her music just doesn't do it for me. But THIS song....especially THIS video. It does it for me! So here it is, Cher dueting with 2 of the biggest pop culture icons of the past century.

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A BIG Quake 3 fan

I don't like playing games on my computer. Computers are for pirating music, email, posting random crap to the web, and porn. THAT'S IT!

But if I did have to play games on my PC, I want a setup like this guy! Can you imagine what the porn....uhh, the WinAmp visualizations would look like on those screens?

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Who said ECW was just blood & guts?!?

THIS....IS EXTREME!!!

In honor of the fact that the WWE just announced ECW One Night Stand 2 tickets are going on sale soon, I would like to present an ECW clip I have always wanted to see. Many a Saturday night at 3:00 am in the morning I would be watching Joey Styles as he shilled the ECW video tapes. "The night the line was crossed!" "Terry Funk vs. Sabu barbed wire brawl!" "Massacre on 34th street!". But there was always one taped moment I wanted to see. They showed it EVERY episode, but only a few seconds of it. I have finally found this clip, and now I share it with...so...using the voice of Joey Styles, I present to you......"The Night Kimona Wanalaya stripped atop the ECW arena!"

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Awesome Music Video #3 DELETE

Remember when DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince were cool? They even did that awesome "Nightmare On My Street" song, where Freddy attacks Will Smith. Hey! That'd be a pretty cool movie, Freddy vs. Will Smith. Will could take him out with the help of his hardcore metal singing wife. Anyway, after all the Will Smith talk, you'd probably excpect a video by him below....but you'd be wrong!

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Wanna see a lot of games?

Jesus Christ! How many games does this guy have?!?!

I never really got the whole collecting video games thing. I usually have no more then 8 to 10 games at a time, because once I get tired of them I trade them in. But check out this guy!

Click here to see the craziest video game collection ever

I can't read Japanese but I assume all the writing on the site is about how the guy who owns these games has never been laid, and how he had to trade some of his games for the small child he keeps in his basement for company.

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