What you've been missing in our forums

Hey everyone, there are two new posts today. That will be it for about a week as I am moving into my new house, and have some crazy stuff to do for work. I hope to be able to post some stuff in the forums starting on Monday, IF I get my new internet hook-up all squared away by then.

Anyway, if you don't visit the forums here is what you've been missing recently:

Do you have RFD?

Awesome, as in actually good, music videos.

Tito Santana BEAT the Undertaker?

The Iron Sheik will make you humble

Behold the most craptacular film of all time!

Greatest movie blooper ever!

How is she even ALLOWED to have a kid?

The coolest Price is Right contestant ever!

Now THIS is a hobby!

Marvel Ultimate Alliance!

Sega Guitar Hero?

Pirate Babies Rule!

And visit the all NEW forum board:

Phantasyfiend's I LOVE THE LORD OF THE RINGS board

Worst movie ever?

I love wrestling....LOVE IT! In fact I can't wait to move into my new house because I will FINALLY be able to get the WWE 24/7 channel. But even my love of wrestling can't blind me to how BAD this movie looks. I mean, you know, if it was a high school film project, I'd give it an A. But as a feature film? They expect people to pay MONEY to see this movie?

Anyway, below is a sneak peak at "Andre Heart of the Giant".



If you want there are some more clips here and here

Are you a tall French man? Then join us in the forum!

Awesome Websites #2

I love this site, because it is dedicated to one of the greatest sports legends of our time. Curious as to who that is? Here's a clue...

If the suspense is killing you, then click here.

Know any awesome websites? Tell us in the forum.

Take that, PS3 bitch!

Yeah, this is what I'm talking about. Hey Sony. let's see you accomplish something like this with your tilt sensor, Wii remote-like knock-off!

It's called Wii, cause Nintendo's gonna PISS on Sony!

Pull off a drum solo in our forums

The greatest game trailer ever?

I'm not really a big Rayman fan....but experience the awesomeness of the trailer below, and tell me it dosen't look like a fun game. I mean c'mon! Rabid rabbits, giant AT-AT rabbits, swinging, dancing,......and the game can actually shoot a hole in your couch (well, that part may be fake....).

Every videogame commercial should be this crazy!

Dance into our forums

Awesome Music Video #8

Unlike most Awesome Music Videos, this isn't a blast from the past. I don't think it's that new though. I really have know clue as to when this song came out, or what language half of the song is sung in. I may not even be a language.

When I watch this video I get the feeling that some music producers pulled a random crackhead off of the street and said "Here, here's some chick's in short shorts....go sing something and make a video!"

The reason this video IS awesome, is because

A. It IS bad...very very bad....and

B. It was the inspiration for one of my favorite online things of all time. That's right folks, without this video we never would have had Batman ualuealuealeuale!

This is now my official theme song!

Ualuealuealeuale in the forum!

HBO, you COCKSUCKERS!

Wow, one of the best shows on television maybe deader then Wild Bill. CNN.com is reporting that HBO "has opted not to pick up the options of the actors on the show, releasing them to pursue other projects". That SUCKS!

Deadwood was inching closer and closer to surpassing The Sopranos as my favorite show on TV (well, besides pro-wrestling and Robot Chicken of course!).

There is still a chance HBO may decide to do a fourth season, but an HBO rep said "it is highly unlikely that all the main cast members would be available to do additional episodes in the future."

Join us in our forum where, unfortunatly, you can't say cocksucker.

The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass

OK, first it started with Tetris DS, then it was all about The New Super Mario Bros. Now for the next great Nintendo DS game, The Legend of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass!

Does the new Zelda game look good? Tell us in the forums.

High Score: The Movie

This movie looks really interesting.

It's all about a guy named Bill and his quest to beat the high score in Missle Command. Or should I say Miss Isle Command which is what one dork who works in a video game store calls it during the trailer. He estimates it will take him about 56 hours to set the high score....but hey, no one ever made history by being a big puss.

Click here to watch the trailer.

Click here to find out more news about the movie.

Share your high scores with us in the forum.

Awesome Websites #1

There's this great site I visit from time to time called Superdickery.com. They have a TON of comic book covers from the past that are so ridiculous they have to be seen to be believed. They also write hysterical captions for every cover.

The site's broken down into different galleries such as:

The "Seduction of the Innocent" gallery. This part of the site is devoted to hilarious covers from a more innocent time that would now be considered inappropriate.

Then there's the section that started it all. The "Examples of Superdickery" gallery. All the covers here feature Superman being...well, a Superdick.

And last but not least, there is the "Everything's Better With Monkeys" gallery.

They have a bunch of other galleries too featuring stupid powers, weird science, and about a million covers of Wonder Woman tied up with her own lasso. So visit Superdickery.com.

IS Superman a dick? Tell us in the forum.

Awesome Music Video #7

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This man is my hero!

He walked around E3 letting Sony know what he thought about the PS3.
To read more visit Kotaku.com


HELL YEAH! DAMN THE MAN! SAVE THE EMPIRE!

Will YOU pay that much for a PS3? Tell us in the forum.

Our 100th post......

And I even dressed up for the occasion.

AwesomeBomb.com facts:

Site started 10/23/05

100 posts
(not bad considering we didn't post for a good three months)

Average 20 posts a month

4138 people have viewed the site
We average 591 visitors a month

73% of visitors are from the USA
7% of visitors are from Finland
3% of visitors are from the UK
3% of visitors are from Canada
14% of visitors are from other countries

Wow....we're HUGE in Finland. Terve Finland!

Wanna congratulate us?...Or tell us off? Visit the forum.

Do it yourself projects

This guy has to much time on his hands.

I think he was thinking about a better way to butter his popcorn, when he then hit upon an even BETTER idea. What's his idea?

Click here to find out. WARNING...may not be safe for work.

THIS is why I love the internet. I started out doing some research on the movie Suburban Commando and eventually from clicking various links in ten minutes I landed at the site above....internet..you rule!

Have you made anything out of a popcorn bucket and a latex glove lately? Tell us in the forum.

Awesome Music Video #6

Man, remember when it was THE SHIT to wear your clothes backwards?....
Me neither

Cause we're the miggidy-miggidy-miggidy-miggidiy MACK daddies, in our wiggidy-wiggidy-wiggidy-wiggidy-WACK forums

What if an NES screwed a Genesis.

With all of this E3 news coming out, I wanna know when they release THIS for the consumers. And how do I know the NES is the male, and screwed the Genesis? Cause Sega is Nintendo's BITCH! Anyway here's what their ugly child would look like.

This guy over at Elephantstaircase.com created this unholy monster. If you'd like to see what went into making it just click here.

Tell us what 2 household items YOU'D like to see mate in our forum.

Optimus Prime is real!

I LOVE Transformers, but wasn't really interested in the movie until I saw the clip below. JoBlo.com posted that this site, 3D Blasphemy, had up a video they made showing Optimus transforming from truck to robot. All I can say is if this is what the movie is going to look like, it can't get here soon enough!

My only question is.....where's Spike?

Our forum....more then meets the eye!

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

This game gets more and more bizarre. I'll definatly buy it though just because I have to buy any game where farting is a fighters special move. Make sure to watch the trailer ALL of the trailer, even after it fades to black, Nintendo has invited someone special to this brawl.

SNAKE-OO SANKE-OOOOO!

Brawl for it all in our forum!

The Greatest Poster EVER!

I don't think there's a need for words. Buy it here!

Split to our forum.

Behind The Music: Stryper

Does anything say KICK ASS more then Christian Metal. I thought not! And no band kicks more Christian metal ass then the god fearing STRYPER!

This is a clip from a Stryper home video showing behind the scenes stuff and what not. Even if you hate Stryper (which I do) you HAVE to watch this video!

First of all you gotta see the very first chick that speaks on this video. Mere words can't describe what she is wearing....or what she looks like.

Other highlights include:

Teens throwing the horns at a CHRISTIAN metal concert.

The guy from Stryper explains how even though they are Christians they are still cool (HAHAHAHA!!! Stryper isn't cool, not because they are christians, but because they are Stryper!)

Watch Stryper pray to god that they make a good music video.

Plus much much more.

Come pray with us in our forum

Sony Sucks at E3

You know me...I HATE Sony's Playstation division. Long story short I bought 2 systems over three years and all they kept doing was breaking...and Sony wanted me to pay to have them fixed....so F-U-C-K SONY!

Anyway, aside from the flop waiting to happen, Viva Pinata, Microsoft's E3 showing has been cool so far. And Nintendo....christ, don't call it a comeback, they've been here for years, but Nintendo is coming on STRONG! I watched the clip of four guys playing tennis on Wii and it was awesome. And Sony.....

BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Christ they suck. Hey look we have a $600 dollar system...it's real innovative. We took Nintendo's idea for a controller, and added a button in the middle of it like a 360 controller. Oh, and we have an online plan that copies heavily from XBox Live. Pretty innovative huh?

Hey, it ain't just me folks, check out these links to see what other folks are saying.

Microsoft's reaction to Sony's PS3 news.

"PS3 conference letdown" article at Guardian Gamesblog.

Hate Sony? Tell us in our forum.

Sonic The Hedgehog for 360

I really loved the first three Sonic The Hedgehog games for the Genesis. Then, they didn't appeal to me anymore. I have heard that the Dreamcast had a really good Sonic game, but I passed on the Dreamcast. In the last few years Sega has released a lot of shitty Sonic titles (Sonic Heroes, Shadow The Hedgehog, Sonic Riders). BUT they did release a GOOD Sonic game for the DS. So I have faith, after seeing this video, that we may have another good Sonic game coming. It definitely looks gorgeous!

SEGA!

RUN, don't walk, to our forum!

Star Wars Transformers

Dear god in heaven, how come I didn't know these came out?!?!


Anakin Skywalker/Jedi Starfighter


Boba Fett/Slave 1



General Grievous/Wheel Bike



Darth Maul/Sith Infiltrator



Darth Vader/Tie Fighter


This last one isn't out yet but it will be out soon.

Han Solo & Chewbacca/Millenium Falcon

If anyone out there REALLY loves me and wants to buy me some click here.
You know you want to. DO IT NOW!!

Click here to see more pics and info on Star Wars Transformers.

Discuss these and other toys in our forums.

Awesome Music Video #5

In honor of our upcoming Behind The Music: Stryper post I now expose you to the power of the Stryper "Soldiers Under Command" music video. Watch as Stryper records this "hit" in the studio, makes faces at the camera, and puts on make-up.

Look for more Stryper-citement coming soon....

You are soldiers under command....so march straight to the forum!

Tom Cruise + BET + dancing

I'm not really on the "Tom Cruise has gone batshit insane" bandwagon....but THIS...this is something EVERYONE has to see.

I'm glad he dosen't believe in taking medication.....it's obvious he dosen't need any.

Oh and another thing.....BET is STILL on the air? Doesn't that shitty BET channel just show rap videos and urban stand-up comics all day? I'd rather watch a 24 hour channel devoted to elk mating or Canadian curling then that shit!

And another thing! If there's a BET channel why can't I get a PET channel! The Polish Entertainment Channel! I dunno what would be on it besides Benny Hill 24 hours a day (us Polacks LOVE us some Beny Hill!), but how come we don't get our own channel! C'mon! Do we REALLY need BET & UPN?

WOW....just....WOW

Come dance into our forums!

Smackdown vs. RAW 2007

This game looks AMAZING! So it will probably SUCK since it's coming out on the XBox 360. I'm crossing my fingers that the Microsoft wrestling game curse will be broken, but I don't know....

Check out the new trailer for Smackdown vs. RAW 2007 at IGN.com.

Two things I find interesting about this trailer....

A. John Cena hits Kurt Angle with a light tube. I don't think ANYONE in the WWE has EVER hit an opponent with a light tube.

B. Kurt Angle was about to do a moonsault off of an entry way New Jack style. He really shouldn't do that with a broken-friggin'-neck!

Do I detect a slight ECW feel to this trailer? I think I do. Hopefully will get an ECW game soon.

Smackdown vs. RAW 2007...Yay or nay? Tell us in the forum.

Reverend Pimpalicious

GOD DAMN BITCHES! I needs to get my ASS to the CHURCH! Check out the Reverend Pimp-A-Licious in the video below. He be testifying and speakin' the troofs brothas and sistas! Here is just some of his scripture:

"God is the ruler of heaven, Earth, and every god damn thing in between!"

"YOU the devil....HA-HA!"

"I come in the name of Jesus....bitch!"

"You fuckin-nincom-fuckin-poop!"

It's HIS house and you can kiss his ASS if you don't like it!

Come into our forum in the name of Jesus by the power of the Holy Spirit